We live on the Virginia coast and drive — a lot. America, Europe, Asia. We generally eat well at home, but on the road, sometimes a small fries is the easiest thing in the world. A break from the seat, a warm paper bag, a quick treat before the next leg. It's a ritual, and we've repeated it in a dozen countries.
My wife has been vegetarian most of her life. I've been vegetarian about six years, and don't eat dairy either. We both eat fish but no other meat. When we're on unfamiliar turf — a rural U.S. state we don't know, a country whose food we haven't explored — we tend to default to fries because we assume they're the one thing on a fast-food menu that's hard to get wrong. Potato, oil, salt. How tricky could it be?
Apparently, quite.
On a recent drive from the Virginia coast up to Baltimore, we wanted to grab a small fries somewhere to break up the trip. Standing in the parking lot comparing options on our phones, we started actually reading the allergen pages — something we'd never bothered to do for fries before — and were astonished at what we found. One of the largest chains in the country lists a beef-derived flavoring in its U.S. fries, alongside hydrolyzed wheat and hydrolyzed milk. Not vegetarian. Not vegan. Not gluten-free. Not dairy-free. And we'd eaten those fries dozens of times over the years, quietly assuming they were fine.
A few exits up the interstate, a different chain's fries listed three ingredients: potatoes, refined peanut oil, salt. Dedicated fryer. That was the whole thing.
The contrast was almost funny — except it wasn't, because we had clearly been eating things we'd have preferred not to for years, simply because the relevant information was buried in a PDF most people don't know exists. And when we started looking for a resource that just covered fries — fries from every chain, with clear dietary verdicts, sourced from primary documents, kept current — we couldn't find one. Plenty of allergy sites cover full menus. Plenty of vegan sites review restaurants generally. Nothing was dedicated to the specific, narrow question that matters to us and apparently to a lot of other ingredient-conscious travelers: can I eat these fries?
So here we are.